English
warn|neologism
Noun
butt monkey
- slang An annoying and irking person.
#*1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head
#*:Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey
#*:Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait
#*2000 October 13, Edward Hancock II, Splintered Souls, page 90, Xlibris Corporation
#*:You have my promise that everything in our power will be done to catch this psycho butt monkey, but...I just don�t think you could distance yourself from this level of personal involvement.
#*2001 March, "The Butt Monkey", Adopt-A-Pet of Victoria, Texas 1
#*:Uh-oh, Butt Monkey alert
#*2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...<!--sic.-->", Meagan's Journal 2
#*:eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory.
#*2006 January 29, "Achtung! Where are your papers?", Picks Commentary 3
#*:Butt Monkey, you didn't tell congress [sic.] you were going to spy on everyone.
#*2006 April 19, 'And let the Church say, "AMEN!"', Defiance 4
#*:I was pontificating on the ecstasy of the prospect of not having to listen to the butt monkey fumble and stammer through another round of explanation for the unexplainable.
#*2006 May 15, Fan-Bloody-Tastic, Insanity Reigns Supreme 5
#*: Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me.
- slang An object of abuse and ridicule.
#*2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: �Buffy vs. Dracula�
#*:Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis.... I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.
#*2006 February 6, "I don't think they should execute terrorists", First and Last and Always 6
#*:they can while away their time being Bubba's butt monkey for the next 50 years.
#*2006 March 25, "Issue #16 Review. Not.", Legion Abstract 7
#*:I'm getting pretty tired of being the comic book industry's butt-monkey.
#*2006 April 27, "Work worries and a quote", World's Easiest Quiz8
#*:But being at butt monkey status means that I don't have a voice to express my displeasure.
#*2006 May 5, "In defence of the Beta Male", DAYS of the INSANE 9
#*:Con's about as far from the standard Alpha as he could get--he's the Unseelie [sic.] butt-monkey
#*2006 May 14, "Karma gives me a handjob", Pissing and Moaning 10
#*:Don't do wrong to others and it should come back to you tenfold. OK, so there are several years that I was Karma's butt-monkey for not obeying that simple rule.
Quotations
1993 May 18, Martin J<!--sic--> Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", <tt>talk.bizarre</tt>, Usenet
:I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.
1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", <tt>alt.sex</tt>, Usenet
:"ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt
:Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder.
:"ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you.
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