English
Noun
monkey humping a football or ''monkey-humping-a-football
- vulgar Energetic but useless action, or a person engaged in such action.
#: The whole exercise was a monkey humping a football.
- vulgar A manner of riding a horse, motorcycle or other vehicle, in which the rider crouches forward and may bounce in the saddle.
#: This poseur was riding like a monkey humping a football, but I blew past him.
Usage notes
The phrase is generally but not exclusively used in simile, e.g., I'm busier than a monkey humping a football. or You look like a monkey humping a football. The riding position may also be used attributively, as I switched to a monkey humping a football position, in which case it is generally hyphenated: I switched to a monkey-humping-a-football position. The plural form, monkeys humping a football has somewhat different usage. In particular, it lacks the riding sense.
Related terms
football
hump (transitive verb)
monkey
monkeys humping a football
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