English
Noun
en-noun|sg=pork sword
- slang The penis.
#*1973, Tom Sharpe, Indecent Exposure 1
#*:'Yes,' screamed the patient hysterically, 'I mean penis, prick, pork sword, knob, the lot. What's it matter...
#*1997, Daniel DuBois?, South Bay beware! Weirdo alert! (Was :Re: Sex, marriage, conflict...) in soc.singles 2
#*:I wanted to make it very clear I wasn't 'interested in only one thing', i.e., 'burying my pork sword'. Basically, I didn't want to be judged/attacked for wanting sex.
#*1998, Judy Hodgson, alt.fan.suzanne-sutherland in alt.fan.jerry-springer 3
#*:...is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...
#*1999, Mark Simpson, It's a Queer World: Deviant Adventures in Pop Culture (page 81) 4
#*:...John's manhood is more cocktail stick than pork sword
#*2001 -- Terry O'Farrell, Behind Enemy Lines: An Australian SAS Soldier in Vietnam (page 66) 5
#*:I was flung into a bath to soak the contricting bandage which had to be removed before treatment could commence. Some 45 minutes later Herself reappeared, ominously armed with a large pair of forceps. The 'pork sword' was captured in one of her ham-like hands and the bandage ripped off with relish.
#*2004, Peter J Krebs, Operation Sleeping Dragon (page 270) 6
#*:He stood there with a big silly grin on his face and let Price's dirty mind take the bait. 'Lets just say it gets dreadfully boring in quarantine.' he smiled. 'You dirty bugger, she saves you from a samurai sword and you thank her with the pork sword!' laughed Price.
See also
w:Penis|Wikipedia article on Penis
ru:pork sword
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